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 Post subject: Almost got nailed today by a hot milf...
PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:59 am 
On my way to work this morning, my life flashed before my eyes. I am cruising about 45mph on a two lane road and I see this lady creeping out of the driveway in front of me, getting ready to make a left turn. She is looking to her right and I am coming from her left. There is a car coming from the opposite direction signaling to make a left turn into the driveway that the lady is pulling out of. My spider senses are tingling but there is no way I can stop in time, so I decide to gun it and close my eyes. She pulls out right in front of me, I swerve and avoid the oncoming car by inches. She stops within a foot of me. My heart is racing. I stop to turn back to look and she is hot. She mouths sorry and I give her the finger and drive away.

WTF is this lady thinking? Never mind the fact that she didn't look to her left before pulling out. She pulled right in front of the car turning into her driveway.

I have only been riding for about a month and a half and this is my second close call. The first was the old lady that would have creamed me if the center divider wasn't there to save me. But that is another story.

Bitches be crazy...

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:17 am 
did you seriously close your eyes? wtf :ucrazy:

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:35 am 
Not what I expected based on the title... :pissed:

Glad you're OK though.

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 Post subject: Re: Almost got nailed today by a hot milf...
PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:11 am 
boomerlcd wrote:
did you seriously close your eyes? wtf :ucrazy:


I obviously didn't close my eyes but I definitely had tunnel vision. Saw where I wanted to go and got lucky I made it there.

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Not what I expected based on the title... :pissed:


If it makes you feel any better, I get nailed by a hot milf at least a few times weekly. (My baby momma) :wink:

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holy force skywalker, glad you slipped through the Imperial ambush without loss of life or limb. :banger:

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:17 am 
Hurgoth wrote:

I have only been riding for about a month and a half and this is my second close call. The first was the old lady that would have creamed me



Glad that didn't happen :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 10:30 pm 
Glad you werent hit! But eyes open will probably help in the future in hairy incidents :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 10:59 pm 
she deserves a middle finger up her ass

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:09 am 
RuckusRascal wrote:
she deserves a middle finger up her ass



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:02 am 
Always travel at speeds that allow you to STOP. That would have avoided
the situation. Good thing you were watching for everything, though. Have
to stay alert but control over your own vehicle is the most important step in
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:09 pm 
xtra medium wrote:
RuckusRascal wrote:
she deserves a middle finger up her ass



:laugh:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:26 am 
:highfive: idk at that point I might of too Hahahah
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Hurgoth wrote:
I have only been riding for about a month and a half and this is my second close call. The first was the old lady that would have creamed me if the center divider wasn't there to save me. But that is another story.


Even on a loud full-size motorcycle I almost get hit constantly. Although the DC-MD-VA area is supposed to have the most number of crashes in the country every year.... Someone told me a trick that's actually been working. When you're next to someone, try to inch ahead slightly and look the driver in the eye. So far, everyone I've had eye contact with has not tried to make me a pancake by coming into my lane without signaling.

Ride cautiously!!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:16 pm 
So you almost got nailed by a milf and creamed by a old lady.... your choice of vocabulary has my mind running wild

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ruckus>harley wrote:
So you almost got nailed by a milf and creamed by a old lady.... your choice of vocabulary has my mind running wild

:popcorn: :banger:

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