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 Post subject: How to look like a PUSSY on your scoot : Skootski? pg 15?
PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:28 pm 
buy one of these from ebay. not only that, but thier page has a freaking voice announcement for this 'patent pending' technological marvel.
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i'm all for keeping dry, but there are safer, smarter ways to do it. can you imagine the wind-flap this thing has?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:30 pm 
then there's this sticker. don't know if it's funny or makes you look like a douche. may have to sleep on it. $5 with free shipping.
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BUT it does make me want to design a similar sticker with a ruck shape, and maybe all the positions you can accomplish on a ruckus! :D

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:30 pm 
HAHAHAHA

You have got to be kidding me! Nice effort bro but that just looks rediculous!

I would rather be Drenched than look like that :shock:

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:31 pm 
zombot wrote:
then there's this sticker. don't know if it's funny or makes you look like a douche. may have to sleep on it. $5 with free shipping.
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Be careful, IHAR has that on his Ruck!

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It is obviously a Zuma on the sticker though!

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oh cool- somebody here already has one? i hadn't seen them on ebay before. it'd take more balls than i have to pull it off anyway.

and then there's this one.
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both stickers have nothing to do with looking like a pussy, btw. i can't find anything to top that "rain blankie"

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I like the naked one but it needs to be "Unless you are a naked girl"

The only man junk on my scooter is my own man junk!

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man, riding in the rain is sometimes REFRESHING!...and if it's a downpour, pull over and go in somewhere for a while. jeez it's just water.
I've seen the rain skirts advertised in scoot, they are silly too, but at least more practical... there is NO REASON to cover the front of your scoot with this crap...and the light window..pfft! no tie downs on the corners..i can see this thing blowing sideways and blocking your light, your face..or having water pool between the bars and you.
pure genius.

i'm sorry, the pics just make me laugh!
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I know, the picture makes me laugh too!!!

I would like to spray a high pressure hose on his ass just to see what he would do!

Topple Over in a heart beat!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:01 am 
good rain coat and full-face helmet. prob solved.
i just got one of these. vented, swiss military, packs up into its own pocket pouch. some might laugh, but at least it's not a blue tarp on wheels.
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You do look like a Dalek from the front . Lol Image ...balls ?

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That reminds me of a joke that you can play on some chick asking if you have a match. All you gotta say is 'my ass and your face' and brace yourself for a good slap. :lol:

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zombot wrote:

i'm sorry, the pics just make me laugh!
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Oh dear god...what did I miss?



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Can I get one in Black? I wana be like a caped avenger.

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