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 Post subject: Re: Riders vs. Sleepers - The unofficial vaging thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:06 am 
nice try, broro. here's how ccon math works:

8am roll out = actual 12 noon roll out.
9am = noon
10am = noon maybe. more likely it'll be 12:30
11am = 12:30
noon = 12: 30
and continue to add half hour increments after noon.

Now, after 4pm CCON time goes as follows:

"I'm hungry" = I will leave, now. Y'all try to find me, even though I said I was going to Waffle House.

"I'm thirsty" = I am going to Hooter's for wings, gas up, get beer and porn and return 3 hours later, even though you just gave me beer money.

"I'm going to go get gas" = I'm going 15 miles down the road in search of THE cheapest and nastiest food I can find. I will get lost. And, I will get lost on the way back. Even though I said I would eat with y'all at Hooter's. Furthermore, I will not get gas and hold y'all up the next time we try to leave as a group, cause I gotta get gas.

"I'll be right there" = After I shit, jerk off, shower, shave and powder my vag.

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 Post subject: Re: Riders vs. Sleepers - The unofficial vaging thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:19 pm 
What I can I say......

we're the ones Momma warned you about? :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Riders vs. Sleepers - The unofficial vaging thread
PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:04 am 
stickler64 wrote:
nice try, broro. here's how ccon math works:

8am roll out = actual 12 noon roll out.
9am = noon
10am = noon maybe. more likely it'll be 12:30
11am = 12:30
noon = 12: 30
and continue to add half hour increments after noon.

Now, after 4pm CCON time goes as follows:

"I'm hungry" = I will leave, now. Y'all try to find me, even though I said I was going to Waffle House.

"I'm thirsty" = I am going to Hooter's for wings, gas up, get beer and porn and return 3 hours later, even though you just gave me beer money.

"I'm going to go get gas" = I'm going 15 miles down the road in search of THE cheapest and nastiest food I can find. I will get lost. And, I will get lost on the way back. Even though I said I would eat with y'all at Hooter's. Furthermore, I will not get gas and hold y'all up the next time we try to leave as a group, cause I gotta get gas.

"I'll be right there" = After I shit, jerk off, shower, shave and powder my vag.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :wasted: :wasted: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



Wow, we must've been at different con's.
I know we left the hotel a little late, but usually within an hour of the speicified time. The rest I had no idea all that went on. Ya gotta hang with the right group of losers at con or ya get stuck with all the b.s.

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 Post subject: Re: Riders vs. Sleepers - The unofficial vaging thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:50 am 
BrotherRoscoe wrote:
stickler64 wrote:
nice try, broro. here's how ccon math works:

8am roll out = actual 12 noon roll out.
9am = noon
10am = noon maybe. more likely it'll be 12:30
11am = 12:30
noon = 12: 30
and continue to add half hour increments after noon.

Now, after 4pm CCON time goes as follows:

"I'm hungry" = I will leave, now. Y'all try to find me, even though I said I was going to Waffle House.

"I'm thirsty" = I am going to Hooter's for wings, gas up, get beer and porn and return 3 hours later, even though you just gave me beer money.

"I'm going to go get gas" = I'm going 15 miles down the road in search of THE cheapest and nastiest food I can find. I will get lost. And, I will get lost on the way back. Even though I said I would eat with y'all at Hooter's. Furthermore, I will not get gas and hold y'all up the next time we try to leave as a group, cause I gotta get gas.

"I'll be right there" = After I shit, jerk off, shower, shave and powder my vag.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :wasted: :wasted: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



Wow, we must've been at different con's.
I know we left the hotel a little late, but usually within an hour of the speicified time. The rest I had no idea all that went on. Ya gotta hang with the right group of losers at con or ya get stuck with all the b.s.


HAHAHAHA. The time thing is so true.

But I guess thats what happens when we ride/drink/wrench until 5am. :beers:

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:49 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Riders vs. Sleepers - The unofficial vaging thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:22 pm 
nouseforaname wrote:
BrotherRoscoe wrote:
stickler64 wrote:
nice try, broro. here's how ccon math works:

8am roll out = actual 12 noon roll out.
9am = noon
10am = noon maybe. more likely it'll be 12:30
11am = 12:30
noon = 12: 30
and continue to add half hour increments after noon.

Now, after 4pm CCON time goes as follows:

"I'm hungry" = I will leave, now. Y'all try to find me, even though I said I was going to Waffle House.

"I'm thirsty" = I am going to Hooter's for wings, gas up, get beer and porn and return 3 hours later, even though you just gave me beer money.

"I'm going to go get gas" = I'm going 15 miles down the road in search of THE cheapest and nastiest food I can find. I will get lost. And, I will get lost on the way back. Even though I said I would eat with y'all at Hooter's. Furthermore, I will not get gas and hold y'all up the next time we try to leave as a group, cause I gotta get gas.

"I'll be right there" = After I shit, jerk off, shower, shave and powder my vag.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :wasted: :wasted: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



Wow, we must've been at different con's.
I know we left the hotel a little late, but usually within an hour of the speicified time. The rest I had no idea all that went on. Ya gotta hang with the right group of losers at con or ya get stuck with all the b.s.


HAHAHAHA. The time thing is so true.

But I guess thats what happens when we ride/drink/wrench until 5am. :beers:


I drank/wrenched and partied til 5am and was still awake by 9, then shaved, showered, breakfast by 10 which is when we said we'd leave. I still had to wait on folks. No biggie tho, I had fun hanging with friends.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:58 pm 
BrotherRoscoe wrote:
I drank/wrenched and partied til 5am and was still awake by 9, then shaved, showered, breakfast by 10 which is when we said we'd leave. I still had to wait on folks. No biggie tho, I had fun hanging with friends.


I was right there with you. No matter what time we say we are going to leave, it ends up being around noon by the time we get everybody together. I always have a great time and it doesnt bother me to wait around. Gives me some extra time to rehydrate. And I cant wait to do it again.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:25 am 
BrotherRoscoe wrote:
...I drank/wrenched and partied til 5am and was still awake by 9, then shaved, showered,....



:oops: ........its true,......i watched!.... :wink: ......... :canuck: ...... :lol:

........**5:00am**...I'll have another J&C pleeeze! :canuck:

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:15 am 
Sawman wrote:
BrotherRoscoe wrote:
...I drank/wrenched and partied til 5am and was still awake by 9, then shaved, showered,....



:oops: ........its true,......i watched!.... :wink: ......... :canuck: ...... :lol:

........**5:00am**...I'll have another J&C pleeeze! :canuck:


He did try to watch :popcorn: sick canadian bastard :canuck: .
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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 8:40 pm 
Bitch ass bitches!


































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